Shit's about to go down framed poster
Please, no pictures. This is a washroom
Get Naked. Just kidding. This is a half bath.
Ready, aim, fire
Live, laugh, and poo quietly
Farts are always funny
Wash your hands. Brush your teeth. Hang your towel. Flush your poop
Sprinkle when you tinkle
Don't steal the toilet paper
Best seat in the house